1 00:00:06,565 --> 00:00:09,605 [Moritz] Having our own business had always been our greatest dream. 2 00:00:10,285 --> 00:00:12,565 To make a ton of money while also getting to decide 3 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:15,165 who you work with, where you work, and when you work. 4 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:16,965 And if you know why you're doing it, 5 00:00:17,045 --> 00:00:18,645 then it's almost irrelevant what you're doing. 6 00:00:19,005 --> 00:00:20,245 Bosses are winner types. 7 00:00:20,965 --> 00:00:22,525 Employees are loser types 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,125 who use their free time to try to realize their dreams. 9 00:00:25,205 --> 00:00:27,485 Why would somebody choose a life like that? 10 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:32,365 -Work time is life time. -[doorbell rings] 11 00:00:32,645 --> 00:00:34,285 [dog barking] 12 00:00:35,805 --> 00:00:36,845 [Marie] Yeah? 13 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:40,365 -Can I come in? -No. Who are you? 14 00:00:40,445 --> 00:00:41,485 I'm... 15 00:00:42,405 --> 00:00:45,765 I'm a very good friend of Moritz's. 16 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:47,725 -I don't believe you. -Why not? 17 00:00:47,805 --> 00:00:49,725 Moritz doesn't have any friends. 18 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:51,725 And if he does, they're either ugly or disabled. 19 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:53,965 A compliment from a nine-year-old. Not bad. 20 00:00:54,045 --> 00:00:55,165 I'm 11! 21 00:00:55,245 --> 00:00:57,805 -[whistles] Hmm. -Do you want to beat Moritz up? 22 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:00,005 Oh, we'll see. 23 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:01,885 Okay, then come in. 24 00:01:03,285 --> 00:01:04,925 Down the hall, last door on the right. 25 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,805 [Lenny] Twenty-one orders in three days! 26 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:11,045 If this keeps up, we'll need new inventory. 27 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:12,725 -And I'll need a garage. -Huh? 28 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,005 For my Jet Ski! 29 00:01:15,565 --> 00:01:16,405 Shit! 30 00:01:16,805 --> 00:01:17,645 Oh, Mr. Sander! 31 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,125 [Moritz] What are you doing here? 32 00:01:23,845 --> 00:01:25,125 You still owe me money! 33 00:01:25,205 --> 00:01:27,845 But first, delete that fucking photo from the fucking cloud. 34 00:01:33,965 --> 00:01:35,285 [paper crumpling] 35 00:01:35,365 --> 00:01:37,085 -Okay, it's deleted. -Yeah? 36 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,045 Ow! [groans] 37 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,525 You should always delete everything 38 00:01:42,605 --> 00:01:46,725 from the fucking trash. 39 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:50,445 [Lenny grunting] 40 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:53,885 [Buba] Okay, do you know what happens now? 41 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,165 I'll give you the rest of the money soon. I promise-- [grunts] 42 00:01:56,645 --> 00:01:57,885 Wrong answer. 43 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,565 I'll give it to you right now. [grunts] 44 00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:04,645 Oh, sorry, that was actually the right answer. So... 45 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:07,085 Where's the money? 46 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:09,045 We don't have it yet. 47 00:02:09,445 --> 00:02:12,725 -You just said you'd give it to me now. -I thought that's what you wanted to hear. 48 00:02:12,805 --> 00:02:14,645 -Yeah, I did. -That's why I said it! 49 00:02:14,725 --> 00:02:16,885 Yes, but only if it's true! [groans] 50 00:02:17,285 --> 00:02:19,725 -You can have the rest of the pills now. -[groans] 51 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:21,645 -[grunts] -[Moritz] You can't hit a disabled person! 52 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:24,045 -Which of you are you referring to? -[chuckles] 53 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:26,085 You think that's funny? 54 00:02:27,165 --> 00:02:29,605 -Mm-mm. -What the fuck? 55 00:02:31,245 --> 00:02:33,085 What are my pills doing in that picture? 56 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:36,525 -Have you two lost your fucking minds? -[knocks on door] 57 00:02:36,605 --> 00:02:38,885 [Jens] Are you guys watching a movie? Sounds intense. 58 00:02:38,965 --> 00:02:41,005 [coughs] Do you want anything to eat? 59 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:43,045 Definitely. 60 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:45,205 But it's a really exciting part right now. 61 00:02:45,285 --> 00:02:47,525 -We'll pop in a pizza later. -[Lenny] Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,885 [Lenny] Two pizzas. One for each person in here. 63 00:02:51,285 --> 00:02:52,205 [Moritz] Exactly. 64 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:57,725 Okay, you fucking nerds, tell me what you're up to here. 65 00:02:58,605 --> 00:03:02,125 [Moritz] All right, maybe you can't always decide who you work with. 66 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:03,525 -[sighs] -Ow! 67 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,845 [upbeat music playing] 68 00:03:15,365 --> 00:03:17,565 Fucking capitalism! 69 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,485 Fuck you all! 70 00:03:21,325 --> 00:03:23,125 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 71 00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:24,965 [theme music playing] 72 00:03:38,525 --> 00:03:41,725 How dumb can you be? A dick pic in the first message! 73 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:44,565 I've honestly considered making them into a coffee table book. 74 00:03:44,645 --> 00:03:46,085 "Dicks of Germany." 75 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:50,325 With Dan's, for instance. He has a gorgeous dick, by the way. 76 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:52,965 -It could be good for the cover. -Oh, Fritzi! 77 00:03:53,045 --> 00:03:56,565 [laughs] What's wrong? Can't I reduce a man to his looks? 78 00:03:57,285 --> 00:03:59,525 -Mm! -[phone dings] 79 00:04:00,605 --> 00:04:03,445 -Besides, I'm looking more for you. -Thanks. 80 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,885 Right now I'm just glad to be by myself. 81 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:08,805 Lisa, we both know what's going on. 82 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:11,085 For years you were everybody's darling, 83 00:04:11,165 --> 00:04:14,885 then suddenly, snap, like Miley Cyrus. 84 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,205 First, Hannah Montana, then "Wrecking Ball." 85 00:04:17,285 --> 00:04:19,125 It'd be great if you'd stop letting other people 86 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:21,525 make the decisions about your future. 87 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:25,165 You were unhappy, and you made a decision. 88 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:28,485 One on one, Dan was clearly the winner. What are you waiting for? 89 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:30,325 Did you tell Moritz about the party? 90 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:31,765 No. 91 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:34,805 Tell me one reason why I'd talk to your ex about you. 92 00:04:35,085 --> 00:04:37,205 -[laughs] -Oh, fuck! 93 00:04:38,685 --> 00:04:42,125 Mm. Remember 50 Cent, the rapper? 94 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:45,245 He used to deal drugs, too. And you know how he got rich? 95 00:04:45,405 --> 00:04:46,885 -Mm-mm. -Rapping? 96 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:48,805 No. 97 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:52,085 He got in on Vitamin Water, the beverage company. 98 00:04:52,165 --> 00:04:54,285 Yeah, he also invested in Bitcoin, and... 99 00:04:55,925 --> 00:04:58,885 And this project with you two lunkheads is my way out. 100 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,205 Well, strictly speaking, you won't really be out. 101 00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:06,325 You see, we were already looking for a reliable supplier. 102 00:05:06,925 --> 00:05:10,525 -Yeah? -To avoid possible delivery bottlenecks. 103 00:05:11,605 --> 00:05:14,605 I'm the most reliable drug supplier I know. 104 00:05:16,605 --> 00:05:18,445 -And the money? -Let's say 10,000. 105 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,365 I want it by Tuesday. 106 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:23,005 No. 107 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:24,845 You give us the 10,000. 108 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:26,925 What? 109 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,245 That's your stake in the company. 110 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:30,565 Are you fucking kidding me? Do I look like Shark Tank? 111 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:35,205 If we scale up recent demand, 112 00:05:35,285 --> 00:05:39,725 we'll get a product turnover of 450 pills per day. 113 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:44,165 That makes 164,250 pills per year. 114 00:05:44,245 --> 00:05:49,205 According to the current sale price, that gives us monthly sales of... 115 00:05:49,285 --> 00:05:51,725 -54,000 euros. -Mm. 116 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,285 And it's an upward trend. 117 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:59,445 So, before anyone invests to get a share of the profits-- 118 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:01,885 let's say, for a third-- 119 00:06:02,485 --> 00:06:05,245 they'd have to invest at least 10,000 euros. 120 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,045 Anything else would be considered a gift... 121 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,485 and that's, unfortunately, illegal. 122 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:13,205 Check yourself. 123 00:06:14,005 --> 00:06:17,405 Okay, boys. I'll tell you how it's going to work. 124 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:21,005 I have two grand here. I want you to turn it into ten by Tuesday. 125 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:24,725 Then we'll take it from there as business partners. 126 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:26,405 -And if you run out of pills... -[phone beeps] 127 00:06:26,725 --> 00:06:29,245 -[ringtone plays] -...call me by holding the 1 key. 128 00:06:30,045 --> 00:06:32,205 And if Auntie Buba calls, 129 00:06:32,605 --> 00:06:35,565 you pick up, no matter when, no matter where! 130 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,965 -Got it? -Yes. 131 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:40,685 Have you--? Okay. Then it's fine. 132 00:06:42,525 --> 00:06:45,965 [clears throat] All right, let's toast to that. [sighs] 133 00:06:51,885 --> 00:06:52,725 Here. 134 00:06:58,725 --> 00:07:01,485 Oh! You really drink this stuff? 135 00:07:02,245 --> 00:07:04,685 Ugh. Boys, sugar is poison. 136 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:08,605 In Germany, three people die per hour because of sugar. 137 00:07:09,165 --> 00:07:12,605 Let that sink in-- three people! Per hour! 138 00:07:13,005 --> 00:07:14,685 Okay, we get it. 139 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,485 Fucking geeks! 140 00:07:20,245 --> 00:07:21,085 [door closes] 141 00:07:22,285 --> 00:07:23,405 [sighs] 142 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,645 [dance music playing on radio] 143 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:33,245 Yo, Marie. I'm leaving. 144 00:07:33,325 --> 00:07:35,045 Don't let those retards bring you down. 145 00:07:36,765 --> 00:07:37,605 Yallah. 146 00:07:38,645 --> 00:07:39,485 Close the door! 147 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,165 [scoffs] Girl power. 148 00:07:44,925 --> 00:07:47,565 [Moritz] Calm down. We won't need to defend ourselves. 149 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,925 The gun probably wasn't even real. 150 00:07:50,005 --> 00:07:53,565 For this to work, we'll need a way to replenish inventory, a supplier. 151 00:07:54,485 --> 00:07:57,765 Like Foxconn and Apple! Just because the supplier is evil, 152 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,765 it doesn't mean you can't work with them. 153 00:07:59,845 --> 00:08:01,205 I'll tell you what we'll do. 154 00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:03,885 We take the 5,000 euros from our Bitcoin wallet, 155 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:06,405 plus the 2,000 from "50 Cent Jr.," 156 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:09,405 then we sell the rest of the pills till we have 10,000. 157 00:08:09,485 --> 00:08:11,045 And then-- then we close the shop. 158 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,445 Bullshit! Have you looked at the numbers? 159 00:08:13,685 --> 00:08:15,645 Lenny, the people love us. 160 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,965 Have you read the customer reviews? 161 00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:21,725 Here, "These pills suck. I was totally freaked out." One star. 162 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:23,365 Look, this is in Spanish. 163 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:26,005 [Lenny] "What a load of shit. 164 00:08:26,525 --> 00:08:30,925 Can we find the server location and then... fist them to death?" 165 00:08:31,205 --> 00:08:34,165 On Yelp, reviews always tend to be on the negative side. 166 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:37,085 But on Yelp, you don't die if your food sucks, man! 167 00:08:37,925 --> 00:08:40,085 I mean, we don't even know what we're selling. 168 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,445 Maybe we should test the stuff first. 169 00:08:44,805 --> 00:08:46,285 Lenny, you dropped chemistry 170 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,805 because you were scared you'd accidentally create anti-matter. 171 00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:52,405 Exactly! We don't even know what MDMA stands for! 172 00:08:53,245 --> 00:08:54,725 Um, methyl-- 173 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:55,685 Moritz, seriously? 174 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:58,405 Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine. 175 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,325 See? We know what it stands for. 176 00:09:03,165 --> 00:09:08,085 Hey, the guy has a gun! If anything goes wrong, he'll kill us! 177 00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:11,085 And there's nothing we can do about it. 178 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,085 Hello? Moritz! 179 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:20,845 Dude! 180 00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:22,725 Wait up! 181 00:09:27,845 --> 00:09:29,605 [groans] Lenny, hang on! 182 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:30,845 Fuck! 183 00:09:31,765 --> 00:09:34,605 -What's your fucking problem? -You're my fucking problem! 184 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:36,245 [Moritz whimpers] 185 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,365 This isn't fucking GTA, Moritz. 186 00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:40,245 When you're dead here, you're dead. 187 00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:43,245 -You don't re-spawn at the next hospital. -Relax! 188 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:45,925 This is almost 2,000 euros worth of orders. 189 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:48,165 Just from this week! I know what I'm doing, Lenny. 190 00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:51,045 -Everything is cool! -[siren wailing] 191 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,605 Freeze! Police! 192 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:55,925 Okay, guys. I have to go. The fish are biting. 193 00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:58,405 Oh, well. Crime doesn't sleep, but you know what? 194 00:09:58,485 --> 00:10:00,525 Neither do the police. 195 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:02,605 Take the pizza out of the oven, okay? 196 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:06,405 Wow! Seems to be going really well with MyTems. 197 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,365 Here, I'll drop them off for you. 198 00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:11,805 [coughs] There's a mailbox on the way anyway. 199 00:10:12,165 --> 00:10:14,765 What? No one will stop and search a cop. 200 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:15,925 Asshole! 201 00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:19,325 I know what you're thinking. 202 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:24,045 But Steve Jobs didn't care that people thought he was an asshole, either. 203 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:26,765 Some of the greatest geniuses of all time were assholes. 204 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:28,445 Thomas Edison, for instance. 205 00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:30,645 In order to prove that alternating current 206 00:10:30,725 --> 00:10:32,685 was more dangerous than his direct current, 207 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,485 he had an elephant publicly executed with alternating current. 208 00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:38,045 Carly Fiorina reinvented Hewlett Packard, 209 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,645 laying off thousands of employees, 210 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,165 while tripling her own salary and buying herself a yacht 211 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,605 and five private jets. 212 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,645 Jeff Bezos from Amazon regularly sends employees e-mails 213 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,165 containing only a question mark just to make them feel insecure. 214 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:52,805 And Elon Musk, don't get me started with him. 215 00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:54,845 Success isn't a popularity contest. 216 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:59,605 If you want someone's attention who isn't interested in you at all, 217 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:03,245 you sometimes have to do the exact opposite of what they expect. 218 00:11:03,325 --> 00:11:04,525 [teacher] Okay, fantastic. 219 00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:07,525 Aaron and Finn will do Cat and Mouse. 220 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:11,645 Next material, Spring Awakening. Young love. 221 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,125 Moritz, Lisa, that's something for you, right? 222 00:11:14,205 --> 00:11:15,805 [girls giggle] 223 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:17,605 -Yeah, sure-- -I'm already with Gerda. 224 00:11:18,365 --> 00:11:20,525 [teacher] Huh? Okay. 225 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:24,845 And people call my profession monotonous. [laughs] 226 00:11:25,845 --> 00:11:28,645 Then Lisa can do The Sorrows of Young Werther... 227 00:11:28,725 --> 00:11:30,365 -[phone buzzes] -...with Fritzi. 228 00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:31,325 [Fritzi] Okay. 229 00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:33,405 FRITZI FORGET HIM. GO FOR DAN. 230 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,765 -Are you listening, Lisa? -Mm-hmm. 231 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:39,205 -Put your phones away, guys. -[phone buzzes] 232 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,885 [gasps] 233 00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:43,205 [teacher] Lisa, enough. Give me your phone. 234 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,205 I didn't do anything. 235 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:48,645 If it's that important, let's share it with the whole class, okay? Hmm? 236 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:52,485 -Give it here. -It's not important to anyone else. 237 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:55,245 -Either you give-- -Besides, you can't. Privacy laws. 238 00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,925 Hand it over or leave the room. 239 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,765 [teacher] Okay. 240 00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:09,165 Lisa has just won herself a date with the principal. 241 00:12:09,405 --> 00:12:12,005 -[students laughing] -[girl] Whoo! [claps] 242 00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:14,085 [3-D printer whirring] 243 00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:22,045 [sighs] 244 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,525 Tsk. Oh. 245 00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:27,005 SHE LEARNED ALBANIAN IN HER SLEEP! 246 00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:30,605 [mutters] 247 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:39,725 Mm-hmm. 248 00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,005 Hey, Lisa. 249 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:43,525 Um, about this morning, 250 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:45,925 I get it if you don't want to do a presentation with me. 251 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,605 That's why I'm doing it with Gerda. 252 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,605 That doesn't mean I'm not interested in you anymore. 253 00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:54,925 -[sighs, clears throat] -[phone chimes, paper crumples] 254 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:55,845 [phone chimes] 255 00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:57,725 Hey, Lisa! 256 00:12:57,805 --> 00:13:01,405 Um, so I wanted to-- don't worry about America, okay? 257 00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:03,965 I'm selling drugs now and we'll get it figured out. 258 00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:05,285 [groans] 259 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,925 [phone chimes, paper crumples] 260 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,165 [phone chimes] 261 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,765 Hey, Lisa. 262 00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:14,485 I, um... 263 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,245 If you need more of the... you know... 264 00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,565 I... I might know somebody. 265 00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:24,845 See you at school. Ciao. 266 00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,805 [muffled chatter] 267 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,565 -[distant thud] -[footsteps approach] 268 00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,125 -[knock on door] -[door opens] 269 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:36,645 Honey. 270 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,085 I... 271 00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,445 I... 272 00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:45,125 I actually wanted-- I wanted to... 273 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,525 I think it's good that you're focusing on your chemistry again. 274 00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:56,245 Maybe you can take over the company one day after all. 275 00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:57,445 Mmm. 276 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:06,605 -[door closes] -[muffled chatter continues] 277 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,285 PSYCHOTROPIC SUBSTANCE THAT BELONGS TO PHENOLIC ETHER 278 00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:17,565 AND AMPHETAMINE GROUPS 279 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:22,645 SWIPE TO CANCEL 280 00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:25,245 -[door opens] -I'm divorcing your father. 281 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,525 He wanted to tell you himself, but he can't even do that. 282 00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:29,805 [door closes] 283 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,165 [sighs] 284 00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:38,605 [Lisa on phone] Hey, Mo, I wanted to let you know that the pills are dangerous. 285 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:42,205 They have PMA inside. It causes hot flashes and serious barfing. 286 00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,245 HEY LENNY, WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL WITH THE PILLS. 287 00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:48,485 [Lisa] If you find out where to get good Molly, let me know. Bye. 288 00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:49,765 WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THEM? 289 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,045 [gunfire and explosions on TV] 290 00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:56,565 [men shouting on TV] 291 00:14:58,285 --> 00:14:59,805 [man on TV] Son of a bitch! 292 00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,725 -[Lenny] Fuck you, Moritz. -[paper crumples] 293 00:15:07,045 --> 00:15:08,365 I have to run back to school. 294 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,565 -A conference. [kisses] -Bye. 295 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,445 [man on TV] It's now or never. Are you ready? 296 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,685 [man on TV] And now take this. 297 00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:28,125 -[gunfire on TV continues] -[shouts] 298 00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:31,085 [echoing] Hey, people, welcome to Lenny's show! 299 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,765 I have some crazy info for you. 300 00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:33,885 [shouting] 301 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,285 LEAVE A COMMENT FBOETTGER - UH, WHAT? 302 00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:37,365 [dance music playing] 303 00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:40,645 Did you know that David Prowse, the actor who played Darth Vader, 304 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:42,965 didn't know he had to wear a mask? 305 00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,685 -♪ When I fly and I land, and I land ♪ -♪ Fly and I land, and I land ♪ 306 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:49,125 [Lenny] And he only found out that they'd dubbed his voice... 307 00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:51,285 -[woman's voice] when he saw the movie. What the hell? 308 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:52,245 309 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,285 [dance music continues] 310 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,925 [Lenny] , he gets to take off his mask... 311 00:15:57,005 --> 00:16:00,205 [laughs] but they replaced his face with Sebastian Shaw's. 312 00:16:00,285 --> 00:16:03,285 ♪ Pop 12 of Molly Now pop 12 a day ♪ 313 00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:06,205 ♪ Little Molly, Papa perk ♪ 314 00:16:06,285 --> 00:16:08,285 ♪ Now she twerk, now she twerk ♪ 315 00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:10,165 -[turtle screeches] -♪ Little Molly ♪ 316 00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,285 -[grunts] -[thuds] 317 00:16:12,285 --> 00:16:13,285 [brakes squeak] 318 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:19,765 -[doorbell chiming] -[distant dog barking] 319 00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:30,285 ♪ Oh, you can feel it, yeah ♪ 320 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:34,085 ♪ Oh, it's a passion ♪ 321 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,005 [music stops] 322 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,685 [lock clicks] 323 00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,325 -Lenny? -[Lenny groans] 324 00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:52,405 Lenny? 325 00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:55,085 What the fuck? 326 00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,045 -[Lenny humming] -Lenny. 327 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,325 [humming continues] 328 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,765 -Lenny? -[Lenny muttering] 329 00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:04,005 What? 330 00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:06,845 Lenny tested. 331 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,845 Hot. Lenny take it off. Take it off! 332 00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:17,365 [Lenny retching] 333 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,925 [Lenny vomiting] 334 00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,965 [Lenny inhales, coughs] 335 00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:31,645 [Moritz] I think the pills are really shit. 336 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:34,045 [inhales] 337 00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:41,085 Mm! 338 00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,325 Turty. [kisses] 339 00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:44,285 Lenny, you were right. 340 00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:48,325 We won't have any long-term success if our customers aren't happy. 341 00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:49,245 [Lenny] Mm. 342 00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:54,845 And they won't be happy if we deliver substandard products. 343 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:56,045 [Lenny] Mm-hmm. 344 00:17:56,125 --> 00:18:00,765 You know what Steve Jobs did when he came back to save Apple in '97? Right! 345 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,525 He got rid of the Newton. 346 00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:07,325 And why? Because the product was shit. 347 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:12,405 Sure, our customers say they want to fist us to death, 348 00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,645 but they have a point. 349 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,525 [Lenny groaning] 350 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,805 -Lenny? What they actually mean is... -[groans] 351 00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:22,565 ..."We would be very pleased if, after this unsatisfying experience, 352 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,885 we could receive a replacement product, free of charge." 353 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,005 [phone buzzes] 354 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,805 DANIEL HEY LISA, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 355 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:33,085 WANNA CHILL TOGETHER? 356 00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:34,885 [paper crumples] 357 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,245 Fucking pills. [groans] 358 00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,725 [birds chirping] 359 00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:57,005 [computer dings] 360 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,005 VIEW PICTURE 361 00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:03,605 [automated voice] Do you trust me now? 362 00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:07,405 [keyboard clicking] 363 00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:11,725 Well, that was fast. 364 00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:15,205 Suggestion: I tell you something nobody knows about me 365 00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:19,085 and in return you have to tell me something nobody knows about you. 366 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:30,765 I flew the F-16 for five years and I killed at least 20 people. 367 00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:34,525 -Your turn. -Fuck! 368 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,605 [Moritz] Yesterday I blocked my mother on Facebook. 369 00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:45,845 Five years ago, she left me sitting with my sister and father 370 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,405 for a better life with a rich asshole. 371 00:19:51,485 --> 00:19:53,845 [shuddering breath] 372 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:57,725 [keyboard clicks] 373 00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,125 [automated voice] Okay. Holy shit. How much do you need? 374 00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:08,045 [Moritz] Think what you will. 375 00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:10,485 I disagree. 376 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,525 It's not at all crazy to transfer all of our money 377 00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,525 to a total stranger from the Darknet instead of... 378 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,445 [phone buzzes] 379 00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:19,845 ...settling our debt with the armed small-town dealer. 380 00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:25,005 That's the difference between people like me and people like you. 381 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,325 [automated voice] Good morning. Payment received. 382 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:32,405 [soft chatter] 383 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,885 Selected items ready for pickup close to you. 384 00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:39,485 At 50 degrees 57 minutes 10 seconds north, 385 00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:43,445 then six degrees 54 minutes 27.8 seconds east. 386 00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,645 Tonight at 7:30. Good luck. 387 00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:52,085 -[music playing over earbuds] -[chatter] 388 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,005 Hey, Lisa. 389 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:01,285 What's up? 390 00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:07,045 Fritzi said we should talk. 391 00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,525 [Lisa] Mm-hmm. 392 00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,045 [Dan] Hmm. 393 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:19,125 I have an important appointment and I needed an okay from the school. 394 00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,765 But I'm not allowed to talk about it. 395 00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:25,245 -You know why? -Mm-mm. 396 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,125 You could say I'm something like a secret agent. 397 00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:28,045 Mmm. 398 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,725 What do you have against me? 399 00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:35,685 I keep texting you, but you never respond. 400 00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:36,605 Ha-ha. 401 00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:38,805 The hard-to-get act isn't as sexy as you think. 402 00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:39,725 What do you mean? 403 00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,365 -I don't know, my Facebook messages? -When did you message me? 404 00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:43,485 Yesterday, today. 405 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:50,725 Ms. Novak, the principal will be right with you. Go on inside. 406 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:54,165 -Johanna Schroen. -[Johanna] Here. 407 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,285 Send me a heart. 408 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,245 All right. Now we're talking. 409 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,405 -Dominik Schroeder. -Mm-hmm. 410 00:22:05,045 --> 00:22:06,765 -Lea Wergboch. -Here. 411 00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:13,485 -[paper crumples] -Hmm? 412 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:26,725 Hey! 413 00:22:31,405 --> 00:22:32,245 [tapping echoes] 414 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,485 [over PA] Hey, Moritz. 415 00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:43,885 Here's a message you can't delete so easily. 416 00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:45,845 [students snicker] 417 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:53,605 You don't hack into your girlfriend's Facebook. 418 00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:57,685 And definitely not your ex-girlfriend's. 419 00:23:02,885 --> 00:23:04,245 And just for the record... 420 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,965 you don't want to be with me. 421 00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,485 You want to be with the me from a year ago. 422 00:23:11,565 --> 00:23:13,285 [chatter] 423 00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,725 Don't you see that I've changed? 424 00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:30,285 Why does everyone think they know what's best for me? 425 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,325 If anyone should know, it's me, right? 426 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,005 So maybe you can all leave me alone. Thanks. 427 00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:40,165 Oh, and here's a song to sign off. 428 00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:44,325 [pop rock music playing] 429 00:23:45,405 --> 00:23:49,365 ♪ It's hard for me to stay awake ♪ 430 00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:56,005 ♪ It's hard for me to stay awake ♪ 431 00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:03,525 ♪ In this dream I created ♪ 432 00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:10,165 ♪ In this dream I created ♪ 433 00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:15,645 ♪ When I was 17 ♪ 434 00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:21,485 ♪ When I was 17 ♪ 435 00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:25,765 [automated voice] Follow the street for 500 meters. 436 00:24:25,845 --> 00:24:28,405 -She blocked me on everything. -Shit. 437 00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:32,925 I mean, did she think her private data was secure on Facebook? 438 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:36,125 [automated voice] In 350 meters, turn right. 439 00:24:38,605 --> 00:24:40,885 [sighs] You think we can trust this guy? 440 00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:44,325 I'm not in the mood to have a gun shoved in my face again. 441 00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,565 Aren't you the guy who's not afraid of dying? 442 00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:48,285 Relax, Lenny. 443 00:24:48,525 --> 00:24:50,685 Purplerain said we wouldn't meet in person. 444 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,965 [scoffs] So, how did your Purplerain picture it? 445 00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:59,285 -Up here. -[automated voice] Turn right. 446 00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:05,765 You will reach your destination in 150 meters. 447 00:25:06,565 --> 00:25:10,445 Your destination is at a remote location. 448 00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:13,965 ♪ I wanted to be ♪ 449 00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:16,005 [automated voice] You have reached your destination. 450 00:25:19,165 --> 00:25:22,405 You will reach your destination in 50 meters. 451 00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,205 [Lenny] Hey! 452 00:25:30,605 --> 00:25:32,285 -[panting] -Keep going. 453 00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:33,965 Keep going. 454 00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:36,965 -Stop! -[groans] 455 00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:39,045 [automated voice] You have reached your destination. 456 00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,045 Okay, it's supposed to be right here. 457 00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:47,165 Dude, that's a fucking molehill. 458 00:25:47,525 --> 00:25:49,205 We got ripped off. 459 00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:51,965 Let's just keep going with Buba's pills. 460 00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:53,565 Yeah, greatest pills ever. 461 00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:56,525 "Hey, everyone, welcome to the Lenny Show!" 462 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,565 -[mock vomits] -[laughs] 463 00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:00,325 [groans] 464 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,565 -Moritz? -What? 465 00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:06,485 [plane buzzing] 466 00:26:11,325 --> 00:26:13,885 [both screaming] 467 00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:21,805 [Moritz] Honestly, is this what two ruthless assholes look like? 468 00:26:22,085 --> 00:26:24,485 Or two criminal masterminds? 469 00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:27,965 I mean, not every genius is automatically an asshole. 470 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,685 And not every asshole is automatically a genius. 471 00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,005 [Lenny laughs] 472 00:26:33,085 --> 00:26:35,445 [Moritz] You can print that quote on your T-shirt if you want. 473 00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:37,205 And what do we do about Buba? 474 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,965 Give him his 10,000, then he's off our backs. 475 00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:42,405 [beeps] 476 00:26:45,565 --> 00:26:48,045 [sustained beep, dialing] 477 00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:49,965 [line ringing] 478 00:26:50,045 --> 00:26:51,765 [phone ringing] 479 00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:55,485 [Moritz] Hello? 480 00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:59,685 -Who's speaking, please? -Buba? 481 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:01,965 Yes? [coughs] 482 00:27:02,525 --> 00:27:05,685 -Yo, what's up? -[phone beeps] 483 00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:08,325 -Mm... [sighs] -[phone beeps] 484 00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:14,205 [Lenny] What was that? 485 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:26,445 ♪ When I was 17 ♪ 486 00:27:27,965 --> 00:27:32,565 ♪ When I was 17 ♪ 487 00:27:34,165 --> 00:27:36,965 ♪ I wanted to be ♪ 488 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,485 ♪ I wanted to be ♪ 489 00:27:40,445 --> 00:27:43,165 ♪ I wanted to be ♪ 490 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,245 ♪ I wanted to be ♪ 491 00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:53,445 ♪ It's not as easy as expected ♪ 492 00:27:53,525 --> 00:27:57,245 ♪ It's not as easy ♪ 493 00:27:57,685 --> 00:28:01,405 ♪ At all ♪ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00